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Chvíľka nepozornosti a prsty su v riti.
Viete, za čo sa auto urazí?
Keď naň namaľujete motorku. xD
Je to čierne a nebezpečné . Čo je to ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Vrana s guľometom .
Viete kto je najpresnejším strelcom ???
šlak trafi vas aj za rohom...
Čo je to absolútna odvaha?
Naraz si vziať preháňadlo a prášok na spanie.
Na svete su teraz rozne sutaze v jedeni.Ludia jedia a jedia.
Kolko vajicok zjes na lačno?
Odpoved:Len jedno pretoze tie ostatne na lačno uz nebudu.
Viete ako zlezie slon zo stromu.
sadne si na list a čaká dokým nepadne.
Vieš čo spraví žirafa keď jej napľuješ do tváre?
Odkopne ti rebrík...
Je to modré chodí to po strome Čo je to ?
Veverička v monterkách
Idu dva balony po pusti a jeden hovory druhemu. Pozor kaktuss co hovoriššššš???
Viete ako zabaviť Blondínku na celý život?
Posaďte ju do kruhovej miesnosti a povedzte jej nech si sadne do rohu !
Je to cervene a skodi to zubom........Co je to?
No predsa:
Tehla
-Na koľko krát dáte slona do chladničky?
-?
-Na 3 krát:otvoríte cladničku,vložíte slona a zatvoríte chladničku.
-A na koľko krát tam dáte žirafu?
-Na 4:otvoríte chladničku,vyberiete slona,vložíte žirafu a zatvoríte chladničku.
-Kto prvý pozbiera zo stromu košík jabĺk?
-Slon.
-Prečo?
-Lebo žirafa je zavretá v chladničke.
Viete co je maximalna rychlost a zaroven maximalna drzost? ked babicku vyhodite z 9 poschodia zbehnete dolu a opytate sa kde sa tak velmi ponahla.
Na čo myslí blcha keď preskakuje z jednej polky zadku na druhú???
ODPOVEĎ:Keď nedoskočím , som v riti!
Je to vo fľaši a nedá sa to vytiahnuť.čo je to?
...
Vofľašník nevytiahnuteľný.
Ako sa povie hrôza na 6?
...
Svadba.
Aký je najpopulárnejší vodný šport?
...
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